I have a nice Albanian guy who's looking for a green card that we could marry her off to. Of course he'd want to come to the US so they'd both end up living with you. Scratch that idea.
Other suggestions: a deep breath and beautiful thoughts.
How generous and gracious of you to share her talents with others. I would love nothing less than to offer you structured assistance in this regard, but hell if she's anything like you, she'd probably have me drunk in six hours!
So, late to this party, but ... I guess this means you're basically not interested in a 15-yr old male, comes with driving permit, twisted humor, guitar hero, bright future, and a smartass attitude?
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I'll pass. I have a quiet lovely dog...no worries, no stress.
Feel for you tho.
I have a nice Albanian guy who's looking for a green card that we could marry her off to. Of course he'd want to come to the US so they'd both end up living with you. Scratch that idea.
Other suggestions: a deep breath and beautiful thoughts.
Yeah, thanks, but I'm still not sure I'm going to keep the one I've got already.
How generous and gracious of you to share her talents with others. I would love nothing less than to offer you structured assistance in this regard, but hell if she's anything like you, she'd probably have me drunk in six hours!
Sorry, I still have scars from my own. Good luck. I'm sure you'll find some sucker. Have you tried Ebay?
Can she do transmission work??..No?..nevermind.
Sage- Did I forget to mention she's good with animals??
Wills- Thanks for trying ;)
Cuz- Perhaps we could just trade for a month or two
Al- Smart money is on under 4 hours and she'd have you carting her somewhere to see drag queens.
Tony- They gave me some sort of crap about it being against the rules??
Sling- Nope, but she cleans and just love cats..
Some days it just goes like that with the kids, doesn't it? You'd happily die for them IF you don't murder them first.
I've got the two 15 year olds and another teen would constitute a gang and we'd be so screwed....
So, late to this party, but ... I guess this means you're basically not interested in a 15-yr old male, comes with driving permit, twisted humor, guitar hero, bright future, and a smartass attitude?
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