Actually I think you guys thought I was telling stories.
Yep- purchased in 1979 at some freaky store in the Village, and yes I am pretty sure I was high on something at the time.
I hope you're all happy now? Yes- you Miss Hat.. And Tater Bug- check yer inbox and try not to die laughing!
But the spiked hair really did Pat Benatar it right on outta there.. And yes, I do totally suck at that whole tripod and timer thing, hey photography is just not my thing people.
Gee, I really need to finish getting that damn trim up in that room, huh?
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If I didn't love you so much I think I'd be hating you right now. Damn, girl.
This is the part of the show where The Hat regrets things.
Lorraine- Yeah, right... I know what you look like sister and I've seen your pretty face :) Loves ya too! PS- maybe I'll email you the big hair shot..
Hat- Ahem.. you started it missy.. remember? Jeeze and I tell my kids not to allow peer pressure to influence them. And I've seen your pretty face too, oh sparkly one! Ya see the wrinkles you'd be scared ;)
Fuck! I'm sorry, but that had to be said. So basically, I bow to YOU.
Honey, it should be pointed out that pretty faces (thank you very much) are not in question at the moment. You have a rockin' hot body...that's why I hate you and The Hat is regretting. (I know, we already discussed it). If I tried to put that dress on it would split in half a dozen places.
And so I repeat...damn, girl.
*Wolf Whistle*
I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so...
Ask JP or Lorraine, they'll get the allusion.
In other words:
You make me want to switch to the darkside.
Seeing as how you are my sister, that would be kinda icky in a biblical sense. As you know from my e-mail, I think you are stunning!
Go on with your bad self sister!
CB- Oh Puh-leeze.. But I won't descend into discussions regarding the rear view.. Hey, I restrained myself earlier today after all, huh? Miss Helen of Troy..
Lorraine & Hat- y'all are talking about me behind my back? And you don't love me anymore??? *Wahhhhhhhh* I'll let you know when I'm done crying.. Hat started it damn it!! And ya didn't see the face with the wrinkles and stuff (ask Tate- scary shit)
Aww Tater Bug- "I really think so"- Come on how old am I baby? You say the sweetest things. And hell, you got the unvarnished version with the wrinkles and all for crying out loud;) You obviously are biased.. You ever decide to turn to the dark side honey, we'll rethink the entire relationship.. Till then can I keep you as my brother? Pretty please? But we'd have such a fab house, and damn the food would be amazing !!!!!!
Damn girl! You so have got it going on. I bet all the women hated you at the party. Good for you!
The food would be to die for, as would all the decorating. We would need to bring Lynette and Tony on board for the landscaping, Cowbell for the electrical work, Hat hostess duties, Sling for drink mixing, Lorraine to oversee our culinary arts, and Red Seven to assist our philisophical growth. Commune anyone? I found this amazing property in New Mexico...
Tate- Sounds like the perfect place to be to me..
EG- not likely dear.. But sweet of you to say. Yay! I have a gay posse again! -doing the happy dance-
WOO to the freakin' HOO!
Um, I told you, it's just "Troy" now. As in the size of the geographical area. -sigh-
And you can demure and protest all you want ... when I look at that picture, seriously, all that comes to mind is Holy Fuck. And I'm sorry, but as women, we don't give ourselves enough credit, so OWN IT, honey, you're fucking hot. Ah-ah-ah, stop it right now! [snaps fingers] Not another word.
0-W-N- I-T.
Honey, you are so a MILF. If you think you're not, you're delusional.
Sling- honey you need to get out more often..
CB- I concede, it could be a lot worse for a 46 year old mother of two. And yes, I have encountered a few young men with a Mrs. Robinson thing, granted. But you still didn't see the neck up bits..
aren't you just the foxy thing ? little mama ;-)
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